{"id":1450,"date":"2025-05-19T22:21:17","date_gmt":"2025-05-19T22:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/?p=1450"},"modified":"2025-05-19T22:21:17","modified_gmt":"2025-05-19T22:21:17","slug":"i-bought-myself-a-birthday-cake-but-no-one-came","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/?p=1450","title":{"rendered":"I BOUGHT MYSELF A BIRTHDAY CAKE\u2014BUT NO ONE CAME"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Today\u2019s my 97th birthday. I woke up with no candles, no cards, no phone calls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I live in a small room above a closed-down hardware store. The landlord doesn\u2019t charge me much, mostly because I fixed his plumbing last winter. Not much in here besides a creaky bed, a kettle, and my chair by the window. That window\u2019s my favorite\u2014it lets me watch the buses go by.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I walked to the bakery two blocks down. The girl behind the counter smiled like she didn\u2019t recognize me, even though I come in every week for day-old bread. I told her, \u201cToday\u2019s my birthday,\u201d and she said, \u201cOh, happy birthday,\u201d like she was reading it off a cue card.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I bought a small cake. Vanilla with strawberries. I even had them write \u201cHappy 97th, Mr. L.\u201d on it. Felt silly asking for it, but I did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back in my room, I set it on the crate I use as a table. Lit a single candle. Sat down, and waited.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don\u2019t know why I expected anyone to come. My son, Eliot, hasn\u2019t called in five years. Last time we spoke, I said something about how his wife talked down to me. Maybe I shouldn\u2019t have. He hung up, and that was that. No calls, no visits. I don\u2019t even know where he lives now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I cut myself a slice. The cake was good. Sweet, soft, fresh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I took a photo of it with my old flip phone. Sent it to the number I still had saved under \u201cEliot.\u201d Just wrote: Happy birthday to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today\u2019s my 97th birthday. I woke up with no candles, no cards, no phone calls. I live in a small room above a closed-down hardware store. The&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":173,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1451,"href":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450\/revisions\/1451"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailytrusted88.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}